Hey y’all,
So thanks for coming to trivia tonight — it was great to have such a packed bar for the grand final of the fall league and thanks to those of you who stood through all 2.5 hours of it (it’ll be less time next time, without the league final pageantry and bonus rounds). First, tonight’s results: Pulling ahead at the end and finishing first with 91 points were Tuesday Heartbreak, winners for the second week in a row, edging out Under the Frothy Mistletoe (or whatever it was your name was tonight, something like that) with 89. In 3rd, and earning the right to choose a round for next week, was Hermaphrodite Barbie’s Final Operation with 84 points (and they have selected “1970s erotica”…so yeah, we’ll see if I can do the proper research for that round without ending up on an FBI list). And winning this week’s best team name prize – the 1960s book “Mexico Moderno” plus the timeless 1994 VHS copy of Michael Flatley’s Riverdance for Rwanda - was F*ck You Hermaphrodite Barbie.
Which brings me to the league standings – tonight’s scores, when added to half the points each team earned throughout the 3 months or so of this league, decided the champion. And by that formula, Tuesday Heartbreak, with 120.5, has once again won the Stetsons Pub Quiz League, and gets a private party upstairs with a $350 tab. Congratulations, guys! Coming in second – and still in it for much of the evening, was Dead Meat, who stumbled at the end and finished with 103.5, followed by 3rd place Frothy Mixtures with 101, 4th place Hermaphrodite Barbie with 94, and 5th place Herman Cain/Rick Perry/Chris Christie with 88.5 (they won a free Mickey Mouse backpack for their efforts). As consolation prizes, I gave teams 2-4 the right to choose wacky themes for next week’s quiz. So be warned:
Thanks to Dead Meat: we will have a theme round on DC Comics and I will be required to refer to the Roman Emperor Otho at least once in each round.
Thanks to Frothy Mixtures: there will be a handout round on the Muppets next week.
Thanks to Hermaphrodite Barbie (in addition to the aforementioned 1970s erotica round): I will have to randomly Google-translate 3 of my questions throughout the night into Portuguese and read out whatever comes out.
So yeah, what I’m saying is it should be a good way to end the calendar year of trivia next Tuesday night at Stetsons (we’ll be off Dec 27). Come on by next Tuesday at 7 – I’ll be posting hints sometime before then, and sounds like you’ll need it. Thanks again to all of you who got into the league — it’s been a dang fun way for me to start out as your quiz host.
See y’all next week,
-M.