Thanks for packing the house once again tonight at Stetsons! It was a typically epic showdown, with 1st through 3rd decided by only 3 points, but at the end, the winner of the $50 grand prize was a team whose exact name I forget but was something like “What Do Lin and Tebow Have in Common? Jesus and Turnovers” with 69 points, just edging Mitt Loves Lamp with 67, who came from behind to snatch second place from the shamefully named “Whitney Houston: 10 Days Sober” (66 pts) in the final round. But as consolation, not only does that team win the honor of choosing a round for next week (and they chose Karma Sutra positions, which I will try to do as tastefully as possible), but they were voted best team name by all you degenerates, and thus won an album of songs by the German Army Chorus in honor of Presidents Day. So, study up, y’all, and I’ll see you guys next week!