Thanks for coming by tonight for another competitive night of trivia at Stetsons. Back in first place was “Can we all just get along? Clown question bro” or something like that, also known as Suck It, with 62.5 points, just edging out “And Then There Were None: The Untold Story of China’s One Child Policy” who came from behind to take 2nd with 61. They edged out a strong showing from newcomers “Rodney King Can’t Swim – Surprised?” who took third with 58 points. Picking up an extra league point in fourth was “Can’t We All Just Float Along?” with 52.5, who also took the prize of some kind of fancy light-up Washington Capitals electric bulletin board thanks to the audience vote for best team name. (The host does not endorse any of the offensive Rodney King-based team names.) In the end, the third place team chose “Contemporary Military Justice” as a theme for Round 5 next week, and I’ll try to find a way to make that interesting, which was impossible with this week’s Agatha Christie Round 5.
Hints to come before next Tuesday some time. And here’s a quick score check in the league standings, for all the teams in double digits:
|Titanic Swim Team||20|
|Goatse Appreciation Society||16|
|Seamus Romney’s Magic Carpetbagger Ride||15.5|
|Gallo Mas Gallo||12|
|Germany – Even their shoes are racist||12|