A quick update on the league, incorporating last Tuesday’s results, as promised. Pulling away at the end yet again was Suck It, winning with 74.5, as well as winning a pitcher for best team name with “Natural Selection Tells Impotent Tortoise to Suck It”. They edged out the name-shifting regulars I refer to as MCDOA in the standings, this week playing as Angeline’s Last Stand, who had 70, and third place team “Supreme Court Rules 8 to 1 that Scalia is a Giant Cuntrag” (Hermaphrodite Barbie) with 66.5 – and they also won the right to choose tomorrow’s 90s R&B round. In fourth with 63, picking up a bonus league point, was Titanic Swim Team, playing by some team name playing off Arizona’s immigration law that I forgot.
I’ll see you all Tuesday night at Stetsons at 7 p.m. – and below you can see the top of the league leaderboard. -M.
|Titanic Swim Team||23|
|Seamus Romney’s Magic Carpetbagger Ride||17.5|
|Goatse Appreciation Society||16|
|Germany – Even their shoes are racist||14|
|Gallo Mas Gallo||12|