Thanks for filling up Stetson’s this Bastille Day – we had an extremely close match on a tough-ish night. Here’s how it shook out.
1st: In State Dept. SNAFU, Greece Gets Nukes While Iran Joins the EU (League: Suck It) – 68.5 points, earning 8 league points and $50 off their tab
2nd: Wow, That Trump Butt Plug Sure is Realistic (League: Too Many Clues) – 68 points, earning 6 league points and $25 off their tab
3rd: 50 Cent Downgraded to a Quarter (League: Genius Orgy) – 65 points, earning 5 league points and selecting a round on Cannon Films, the film studio
4th: Who Knew Donald Trump and Atticus Finch Had So Much in Common? (League: Pinot Noir) – 52.5 points, earning 4 league points
5th: I’d Rather Probe Uranus (League: Flavin’s Fighting Feisters) – 50 points, earning 3 league points
|Too Many Clues||83|
|Pinot Noir, Pinot Noir||43|
|Dr. Funke’s 100% Natural Good-Time Family Band Solution||33|
|The Artist Formerly Known As Hillary||29|
|Flavin’s Fighting Feisters||21.5|
|Puff Puff Pass||8|
Mehrun will be with you for the last regular league night, and then we’ll both be there for the finale in two weeks!